Open Letter to my dear sister
Dear Sister -
When I told you that you are in the wrong profession if you want to make money, I was clearly wrong.
Salt Lake City’s new library director.
* Salary: $117,000.
* Education: Bachelor’s degree in early-childhood/human development, University of Vermont, 1980. Master of library science, Emporia State University in Kansas, 1995.
* Career: Co-owned The Book Co., a Denver children’s bookstore, from 1981 to 1989; held various positions at the Denver Public Library from 1989 to 2008.
Maybe you’re just in the wrong town. Please don’t take it too hard. I’m not successful either.
love,
Ruth
PS If push comes to shove, you could buy a train and sell rides. Or get this, you could become a nose and insure it for $5 million then be sure your nose has a little mishap. That oughta cash out big time.
April 29, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Hey there, Ruth.
What’s up with this amazing job of yours? Spill.
E
April 29, 2008 at 8:46 pm
I’ll take it! Where do I sign (applying for nose job).