http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7376919.stm
If you’re lazy like me and you don’t actually click on the above link, you should at least know that there is now a lawsuit underway to stop a gay rights organization in Greece from being able to use the term “lesbian.” If successful, the next step is world de-lesbianization. See, it causes daily problems to the social life of Lesbos’s inhabitants. Imagine the confusion.
Lesbian: I’m a lesbian.
lesbian: Me too. I have a U-Haul. Your house or mine.
Lesbian: No, really, I’m a LESBIAN. As in, an occupant from the Isle of Lesbos.
lesbian: Oh, never mind.
Lesbian: Have you ever considered how YOU PEOPLE violate our human rights and disgrace our good name around the world?
lesbian: oh, um, sorry. Maybe I should start calling myself a Sapphist.
May 8, 2008 at 7:03 am |
Wait…can I still call myself a redneck?
May 8, 2008 at 8:34 am |
Ahhh I totally read this article and thought it should be something to add your blog! I am so happy you wrote on it….i love it : )
May 8, 2008 at 9:27 am |
LMAO — no really that is all I’ve got. That is too funny for comment! So I guess I should stop commenting now.
May 8, 2008 at 1:12 pm |
Hmm… I like sapphist. Sounds artsy.
December 21, 2008 at 5:59 am |
well begun is half done. Nice post.
September 20, 2009 at 11:13 pm |
Sapphist sounds like some sort of cult. I suggest we go back to the age-old term of “Muffdiver”
October 7, 2009 at 2:15 am |
Muffdiver?! Never heard of! i am a redneck definitely
October 12, 2009 at 1:14 am |
Haha. It made me laugh. Good post.