Lesbian anyone? Go ahead, litigate me.

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7376919.stm

 

If you’re lazy like me and you don’t actually click on the above link, you should at least know that there is now a lawsuit underway to stop a gay rights organization in Greece from being able to use the term “lesbian.”  If successful, the next step is world de-lesbianization.  See, it causes daily problems to the social life of Lesbos’s inhabitants.  Imagine the confusion.

 

Lesbian:   I’m a lesbian.

 

lesbian:  Me too.  I have a U-Haul.  Your house or mine.

 

Lesbian:  No, really, I’m a LESBIAN.  As in, an occupant from the Isle of Lesbos.

 

lesbian:  Oh, never mind. 

 

Lesbian:  Have you ever considered how YOU PEOPLE violate our human rights and disgrace our good name around the world?

 

lesbian:  oh, um, sorry.  Maybe I should start calling myself a Sapphist.